The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
this is the best oh my god.
He’s bread, Jim.
He’s bread, Jim.
lol the notes to my post are awesome XD
He’s bread, Jim.
CLEAR
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